L. Ron Hubbard

Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him.

Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.

"oops i failed my math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"

L. Ron Hubbard by hahahahahahahahaha September 4, 2005

L. Ron Hubbard

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard is the founder of Scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. Not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets.
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind

Tom Cruise is a fucking dumbass.

Scientology is the greatest scam ever.

L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius

L. Ron Hubbard by Fernando martinez September 8, 2006

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite possibly the cause for everything corrupt in this world today.

"If you want to make a lot of money, start your own religion" - L. Ron Hubbard

L. Ron Hubbard by GoNH004 May 6, 2006

L. Ron Hubbard

a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.

I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.

L. Ron Hubbard by Patrick_not_a_username June 16, 2006

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).

L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.

L. Ron Hubbard by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 21, 2006

L. Ron Hubbard

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.

Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."

L. Ron Hubbard by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Hubbard, L. Ron 

Started the retarded scientology movement. A con-artist who very much deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.

What a jackass..............

Hubbard, L. Ron by hahahahahahahahaha September 4, 2005