Kuzu

Kuzu is what you call a dark haired Turkish guy with a gambling problem, typically named Ali. He is well known with his carefree and somewhat chaotic lifestyle with his fraternal friend group. If you ever lose the sight of Kuzu, you could find him either gossiping with the girls in the other room, playing fortnight or online gambling his future away. If you ever run out of money to gamble, or can’t find a roof on top of your head after a long night, he is the one to call. To make sure whether if you know an actual Kuzu, you have to watch out for a dark haired, small and rather loud at times girlfriend, typically called Katia. Although Kuzu is pretty devoted to his relationship, he will not “function” without Taha wandering around. According to a myth, Taha is Kuzu’s only true love and they get down to business whenever Fenerbahce wins a game. Kuzu is also know with his violent nature. If you make him laugh, you should be aware of the juicy slap on your face that will follow up with his laughter. Although he tends to end up in cloudy situations due to his fraternity life, Kuzu is a good and understanding friend that everyone enjoys the company of (but mostly you’ll be the company).

- who is that guy crushing us in Fortnight?
+ idk man but his username is cool, “KuznikYT”.

- Have you seen Kuzu?

+ He is probably upstairs in Ayse Abla’s room with Katia.

- Yemek mi soylesek?

+ Ali’den soyle.

by drivingatvsonasunday March 03, 2023