kutzooi

Dutch for "fucking mess".

Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".

The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.

Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!

by Gleufje March 21, 2017

kutztown

A small town located in the rolling hills of Pa, where time is spent rotating between going to Shorty's and trying to bang the Amish girls, if you can catch them on their ten speeds.

Where did you meet that plain ass bitch?

I knocked her off her ten speed in Kutztown!

by jay19530 May 15, 2005

Kutzered

1. The label given to a person who is believed to be involved in sexual activities with someone of the last name implied.

2. Furthermore, it is the action of completely owning something in a sexual way.

1. You just got Kutzered.
2. I am totally going to Kutzer this assignment.

by ms18 October 25, 2011

Kutzlerity

A particular type of clarity in regards to outlook on life that is the result of absolutely no knowledge of sports but extensive knowledge of Civil War facts. Kutzlerity is a keen sense for knowing who the bastards are and what would be the most hilarious way in which they could get what they deserve. A side effect of kutzlerity is the inability to say no to any type of persuasion or drinking competition.

Person A: I heard someone set the mall Santa Clause on fire.

Person B:Whoever did that must have had an absurd amount of kutzlerity.

Person A: I agree. Plus I think they were drunk and whistling Dixie.

by Rusty Shackelford69 April 9, 2009

Sneaky Kutza

A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.

Joey performed a Sneaky Kutza on Tom when he got married.

by SALEEN58L August 11, 2008

kutzoogit

Adjective

Excellent cool dope
Used as a generalized term of approval

Kutzoogit!
Keep it kutzoogit.
Have a kutzoogit day!

by Kutzoogit King January 13, 2023

kutzer

Kutzer’s are the hottest last name you can possibly have, everyone wants a kutzer in their life every kutzer is the cutest/hottest person you will ever meet-calum kutzer

He Is sUcH an EpIc GaMeR
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr

by Ckutzer October 27, 2020