kurtzippo

Some kid on ROBLOX who participates in events in a Military Group on ROBLOX

"Yall ever heard of KurtZippo? He's a Colonel in a ROBLOX group. What a weirdo."

by Uqhi April 17, 2019

kortez

One THICC roast god that gets all the anime pussy

Kortez killed my mom...
Dang what happened

by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019

Kurtz Baratier

The most handsome blader; Beat Kukulcan's owner.

Kurtz Baratier is my dad.

by KirbyTriangle May 11, 2018

Kurtzed

To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.

Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.

by Kurtz Myster Kurtz January 14, 2009

Col. Kurtz

When an idealist undertakes a mission to bring under control a chaotic situation, only to be consumed by it and lose his sanity. Usually ends with an order to "terminate with extreme prejudice".

Bob: "Hey man, what happened to Billy?"
Tom: "He's gone Col. Kurtz!"

by mam25a November 28, 2011

Kurtz Kidz

Extreme Nirvana fans - still followers of Kurt Cobain. Usually own great collectible Fender guitars including JagStang or Mustang that sit in a closet collecting dust, refusing to part with them for "nostalgic" reasons.

If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.

If you're lucky, maybe one of Kurtz Kidz will agree to sell you a Sonic Blue JagStang.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

Larry "truck guy" Kurtz

A highly compassionate man that smokes too much from time to time. He's the gutair man that knows how to give guys and girls a good time. He is a man of many talents but is most known for his ability to "drop it". Some call him Justin but everyone knows him as Larry.

See that smoke and noise coming from the closest; it's most likely Larry "truck guy" Kurtz.

by Winkyffaboi February 11, 2019