Ketosexual

A person who is only sexually attracted to people who eat a meat based diet or are turned on by the smell of meat cooking. They like the smell of ketones and think of it as perfume.

James is such a ketosexual with his obsession with only dating women who smell of ketones!

by Nilsy October 6, 2019

rurosexual

A sloppy male with no real concern for his appearance. This apparent lack of concern is probably rooted in the “rurosexual’s” lack of interest in pursuing an attractive female. The “rurosexual” is just as interested in the less attractive females or, abandons the pursuit of human females altogether for the easier target of mid-sized farm animals.

This is the antonym of Metrosexual.

Steve has really let himself go and he smells like a barn, I think he has become a rurosexual.

by Seewolf January 6, 2009

Eurosexual

Eurosexuality is a modern and culturally specific form of lifestyle. Found to be exemplified in up-beat modern Europeans (usually men), whose dress code is highly distinguishable, consisting of nothing but high quality brand label clothing including Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren. It involves the will to actively partake in bodily care that may be considered feminine or "girly", whilst possessing the ability to grow bodily hair to a vast degree and displaying one's manhood via macho gestures, tough guy speech and sexually beckoning displays towards the opposite sex and overall, maintaining an abundantly straight sexual preference that is considered eager rather than chauvinistic. Not to be confused with metrosexual, where the subject exhibits bisexual tendencies. Mostly found in male teenagers from European descent that posses a knowledge of current trends in today’s society, yet no matter the immediate environment, atmosphere or climate, choose to proudly display their ethnicity via trendy, up beat, neutral coloured clothing including blacks, greys browns and dark blues. Chains or ear piercing are also a distinguishing feature, yet the most blatant is the excellent coordination between items of clothing.

One who has rugged yet trendy facial hair, dark denim jeans, tight upper body T-shirt, silver neck chains and tidy, yet practical shoes and who also exhibits a strong attraction to the opposite sex and who lives as one of European descent, may be considered Eurosexual.

by Wogking January 7, 2006

kiosexual

When you think your in love with one of the not so famous but famous Kio Cyr, it’s called kiosexual. Kio Cyr if you see this I’m Kiosexual

Me: I think I’m in love with Kio Cyr, but I’m not sure
Someone Else: Oh so your Kiosexual?
Me: I think so but I’m I really
*in my head* yes yes I am.!

by Annalyselove1 January 21, 2021

Kirisexual

being attracted to Kirishima, and Kirishima exclusively.

Tamaki Amajiki:: I'm finally going to say it...

Nejire Hado:: You can do it, Amajiki-kun!

Tamaki Amajiki:: I'm.. Kirisexual!

by Ryota Mitarai June 1, 2020

kurtsexual

A kurtsexual is someone who is neither homosexual nor hetrosexual, as they do not like anyone else apart from Nirvana's lead singer, Kurt Cobain, despite him being dead. Kurtsexuals are usually 13 year old boys who have covered their room with posters of Kurt, done drugs or desire to take heroin to be like Kurt, tried to shoot themselves in the head with a shotgun, bought all his signed stuff off eBay, and want to go visit his grave sometime.

Dean : "Hey man, this girl wants to have anal with you on Friday night"

Jack: Nahh, I'm only interested in Kurt. i'm a kurtsexual. MM fuck yeah, Kurt Cobain :P

* masturbates whilst lookingg at lifesize poster of Kurt Cobain and making orgasmic noises*

Dean: Mmm you need to get a life. Kurt's dead

by Henry's bird :P June 11, 2007

Eurosexual

Being attracted to or to prefer the company of a European person.

Hey, are you eurosexual, like me?

by onethinwallaway June 4, 2004