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The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
by Inang Kulot June 4, 2023
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Kelowna

Sometimes referred to as "K-town" or "shit-hole" Beautiful town located on both sides of the Okanagan lake. Population is roughly 30% old bastards, %40 college students, the rest is made up of equal parts rich pricks, crackheads, and hell's angels. Party central of the interior BC home to a whopping 3 clubs which cater to its D-bag patrons every weekend.

Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.

Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Tim: dude im transferring to UBCO in kelowna this semester
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
by Big T, the small D March 25, 2020
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Kilowinked

1. A French-Canadian measurement of sleep.
2. 1 Kilowinked equals 1000 Winkeds.
Did you get your 40 Kilowinkeds in before the demo or during the demo?
by Frank Barron July 5, 2010
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Klown

Clown, but used as an extra mean insult.
Weird Nerd: Coach K is the best coach in college history because of (insert boring stat).
Normal Guy: You mean Coach Klown? The guy who choked versus 8-seed UNC in the semi-finals?
by OperationSpringAwakening April 2, 2022
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Klown

A derogatory slang term for a Korean person, usually of a certain age (middle age and older). A Klown is, specifically, a Korean person who lacks a social conscience, community-mindedness, proper manners or common sense. Klowns are Koreans who have difficulty with even the simplest forms of locomotion and should never be allowed to operate a motor vehicle. Klowns are generally bigots who thoroughly enjoy (and feel entitled to) treat other people of a lower social class in disrespectful and insulting ways. The term Klown was popularized via the expathell site and various internet expat communities.
That fucking Klown taxi driver just about killed me! Fuck you Klown!
So, have you heard that the Klowns falsified safety certificates for parts at their nuclear power plants?
Why do the Klowns spit phlegm and vomit all over the sidewalks near their own homes and places of business?
Don't bother signing a contract with a Klown, they won't honor it.
My Klown neighbor comes home filthy drunk at 3 am and beats his wife loudly. I think I might bash his Klown skull in if he wakes me up again.
by ExpatS November 4, 2013
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Klow

Klow is a synonym for the more commonly used word "Pow" and is usually capitalized and followed by an exclamation mark. In other words, "Klow" is like "Pow", except with a "Kl".
As Vince was driving out of his garage, the door closed on roof of his car...KLOW!
by DJKham February 25, 2009
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Kelowna

(Ke'low'na) Also known as K-Town

Kelowna is a growing city resting on the edge of the Okanagan Lake.

Party Mecca for Canadian teens. But has a big problem with: Wiggers, Natives, and Crystle Meth.
Zach: Hey Chad lets go get our drink on and our fuck on.
Chad: Yeah Zach I'm thinking we hit up Kelowna.
Zach: Kelowna it is! As long as we don't lost in Rutland again and get stuck smoking Crystle Meth.
by Zachary Jilg January 6, 2009
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