kuk

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink

"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu

by stuart March 3, 2005

Kuk

The Norwegian Word for penis.

"B sin kuk er skeiv"

by Kukbruk December 11, 2017

Kuk

Meme which refers to a being came from the outer space called Mugal. Myhtological creature which threads against the world but also lives with men unoffensively

Why this Kuk so bad

by juanmujeljuan January 28, 2018

Kuk

Kuk Is a Norwegian word for Cock.

«Dette smakte kuk!» This tasted cock! OR «Stop å vær en kuk» Stop being a cock

by Sucker2018 May 20, 2018

Kuk

Means dick in swedish.

Can be used against people who doesen't know what it means, you're welcome

Examples:
1. Du är en kuk-you are a dick
2. kukhuvud-dickhead
3. Sug min feta kuk-suck my thicc dick

by N.Ss May 21, 2018

Kuk

Swedish Word for dick which hopefully is something big and juicie that every girl wants to put in her vagina, ass or IF lucky in her mouth. But you can also use it as a gun that shoots either pee or sperm. Its very important to not show it in public unless you want to get arrested.

Mannen stoppade in sin stora kuk i henne och började kissa

by Forsen04 November 22, 2020

kuk

(Noun) An attractive obese woman.

N: Delaney is and always will be a kuk.

by lilrobby August 7, 2022