kuhmoot

1)the lint that gets stuck on your penis.
or
2)someone that is a complete jerkoff.(like calling someone a dick except worse)

1"dude last night while i was taking a shower i saw a kuhmoot on my sack"


2"gosh i cant believe that guy, hes such a kuhmoot"

by mister merl magic February 14, 2009

Kumon

EVERY DAY UNTIL YOUR HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION YOU ARE SLOWLY GETTING MORE BORING AND THIS PIECE OF SHIT "TUTORING PROGRAM'' TEACHES YOU "THE KUMON WAY" 100 QUESTIONS EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND IF YOU GET ONE THING WRONG THEYLL FUCKING BUTTRAPE YOU. THE "TUTORS" ARE MOST LIKELY, ASIAN, INDIAN, OR OLD SAGGY WHITE WOMAN .

Friend: Oh hey, I dont see you out much often, whats wro--

Me: i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die, im doing kumon every day

by joag the supreme May 31, 2018

kumon

a stupid program that's hell

come on,i have to do kumon

by the worst thing ever. January 28, 2022

Kumon

A prison disguised as a fucking tutor place. There is a feeling of stress that comes to you when your parents remind you to do kumon, especially on the weekend!!

Mom: Brian do your kumon, it is Saturday and you haven't done a single one
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET

by Ultra is on urban dictionary July 29, 2020

Kumon

SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."

by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020

kummoji

When someone says a joke and you cannot control your laugh express with #Kummoji 😆😆😆😆😆

Johny Johny!
Yes Papa!
Eating Sugar?

No papa!
Telling lies?

No Papa!
Open your mouth!
#Kummoji

by PsuedoIntellectual June 7, 2018

Kuhmodo

He is a graphic designer, music artist, and a music producer. He wants to expand his music through the entire nation one day and have a hit song so he is constantly thinking of the next big thing.

hey bro you get the new kuhmodo cd, swag

by basedg0d November 19, 2011