muff kuff

An open handed slap to the vagina.

She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!

by Tess H August 5, 2006

buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff

said when something particularly unpleasant happens

guy 1: "Hey, did you hear your mum got in a car accident?"
guy 2: "buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff"

by Theadourus January 29, 2024

Kuffarwashed

a term to describe someone who absolutely wants to imitate the kuffar, someone who forgets their religion.

example : muslims into astrology.
you guys are kuffarwashed

by user109298387 December 5, 2021

kinky kuffs

handcuffs that are covered in a pink furry material that are used for sexual foreplay.

hey big boy, i'm gonna handcuff you with my kinky kuffs because you've been naughty..

by sammyboy__luv u 4eva nikki June 18, 2007

Kuffar

Also spelled 'kafir' or 'kaffir', Kuffar is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kuffars in an Islamic state with kuffars being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.

Against kuffars make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war to strike terror into the (hearts of) the Enemy of Allah and your enemy, and others beside, whom you may not know, but whom Allah does know. Whatever you shall spend in the Cause of Allah, shall be repaid to you, and you shall not be treated unjustly. (Qur'an: 8:60)

by rapmasta May 2, 2004

Kuffufle

a big mess, awkward time, when something goes wrong

I am in a Kuffufle today

by MasterChief12_dud June 3, 2006

Kuffs

A delightfully underrated motion picture from 1992 starring Christian Slater and Milla Jovavich. Slater is George Kuffs, a high school dropout who takes over his brother's security business after his death. It's up to George to stop his brother's killer and investigate a stolen art ring. It's one part Lethal Weapon and one part Ferris Bueller in this cinematic tour-de-force by Slater. Also quite possibly the greatest film ever made by living man.

I was watching Kuffs yesterday and simply do not understand why Christian Slater did not win an MTV movie award for his performance. I get furious every time I think about the snug of teh critical masterpiece.

by _gerrad April 12, 2010