Kuff

A word you use when you want to tell your friend whatever horny stuff you did last night, but her mom happens to be her fb friend.
Whoah, i just f**** her so hard....

Dude. My aunt is online.

Oh, oh yeah. Sorry Brah! But still, she can sure kuff my brains out!
by MANDYSLOVER January 10, 2011
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kinky kuffs

handcuffs that are covered in a pink furry material that are used for sexual foreplay.
hey big boy, i'm gonna handcuff you with my kinky kuffs because you've been naughty..
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muff kuff

An open handed slap to the vagina.
She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!
by Tess H August 05, 2006
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Kuff

A non-muslim.
Why are them man so depressed.
Them man are kuffs they don’t the meaning of life
by Maskrade July 05, 2024
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said when something particularly unpleasant happens
guy 1: "Hey, did you hear your mum got in a car accident?"
guy 2: "buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff"
by Theadourus January 29, 2024
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