krystofer

Very skinny, big head boy.Usually a boy with really old parents. Likes to lie a lot but is very good at it. He always like to tell himself that he is good at basketball, but he's not.

Your such a Krystofer.

by Krystofer June 18, 2018

Kryštof

a word used to describe a person
Kryštof is a person that is lit, mby high and also loves to party a lot

the person can be all of those or just one of them.

Person 1: ayy dude you are a total Kryštof

Person 2: ayy thanks fam (pleased)

by Krystofguy November 15, 2017

krystofer

krystofer is cool not tall but still cool, he is fucking not smart but can be smart, he is good at music I thi... I meen he thinks, cuzz im not krys the fug u talking about im... um... um... bob yeah.
krystofer only has one girl in his life but im not alowed to say her name but yeah.
I dont know what right sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o
bye love you no homo, cuzz if their was that would be gay and krystofer is not gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his last name is bowes so go fined out what his last name means

hey krystofer
hello their......

by not krystofer ;) November 13, 2019

Kryštof

A very stupid individual, that speaks like if he had a giant cock in his throat. Also his bitch mother is ordering him to do so much stupid shit like indoor skydiving.

Jack: Oh look, it's that pussy Kryštof again!
Ben: OMG, you're right i wanna throw up rn!

by asdfPEDO November 22, 2021

Kryštof

A non-intellectual male who believes he is good at basketball but in reality, he isn't.

Omg, he can't play ball and is actually stupid. Total Kryštof.

by Joint145 March 11, 2022