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krystan

monster of mythological times that haunts people with its dark and hideous presence and will scare everyone it comes into contact with
Its Halloween I am scared of the Krystan!
by mythologicalll April 17, 2009
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krystan

fucked up eyes, has NO dick, that's right, sound familiar you stupid freak? well it should because he has NO dick, I reached down and there was NOTHING there, thats right!!! And I'm going to open my big old nigger mouth and tell everyone what I THINK happened because of the childish, moronic, ugly, idiotic, disgusting, shitlife, poor, pathetic loser that he is. The only thing he has going for him is that he is tall and even that sucks because it only makes his ugliness stand out in a crowd. Congratulations now everyone knows you have no dick, what a man you must feel like spreading lies about people who did the right thing by leaving your poor ass, what a man
krystan, go to hell and get some cheap plastic surgery while you're at it :)
by dbt301 August 9, 2009
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look at that hot and handsome guy
that must me kristjan
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Krystianity

Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.
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Kristjana

A traditional Icelandic name given only to beautiful babies who grow up to rule the world

An awesome Icelandic girl who loves polar bears

The correct spelling of Christiana and Christianna and Christ Jana.
Dude, that girl is such a Kristjana, we just need a polar bear for her to like.

Her name is Kristjana
What?
Krist - yan - a...Kristjana!
by KKicechic February 4, 2010
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krystan

krystan is fucking ugly he needs to stop talking shit
by kk33 May 6, 2009
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Krystiana

She is the most amazing, beautiful, lovely, adorable, and funny girl I have ever met, i don’t know what I would do without her
Have you heard her puns? She’s such a Krystiana
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