kris

A short Sword from Mid-Asia and parts of india
"Those Mongols Had some bitchin Shorts swords"
"Thats a Kris you fuck nut..."
by McY D's May 13, 2008
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a pathetic piece of shit who takes steroids and thinks he is awesome. he also looks like a friggin bulldog, only uglier. aka, derrty rice
yo man that asshole is being such a kris

or

-who is that complete douchebag?
-oh thats derrty rice
by the bitchhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2009
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She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris
by t.pf August 30, 2008
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by CriostoirHulme August 01, 2005
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toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.
where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!
by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022
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Usually quite hot-headed. Loves the outdoors, music, very sensitive, witty, charismatic. Kind of a hopeless romantic when you get to know him. Strong and ressilent but craves safety and reassurance. Very handsome, charming, carefree. Goes after what he wants with determination. Has his good and bad days. Caring in nature to those close to his heart. Will tear you apart if you hurt him or the ones he loves. He loves deeply and is very healing to be around. Can get carried away with his thoughts and allow them to take over. Doesn't follow the crowd, he paves his own way. Highly intelligent and intuitive. Struggles to express himself in the right way. The deepest and most authentic guy I have ever met. Ever. Try and stop him.
Kris is a natural born healer
by Thelightwithin November 26, 2021
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The mf from deltarune
"Kris, get the banana."
by FilipinoJotaro December 02, 2021
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