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Krimp

An Alcoholic beverage (vodka, whiskey) that one keeps hidden on the down low to avoid trouble with wives , girlfriends etc.
DON'T ME FUCKIN WITH MAA KRIMP!!!!!

Keep yo monkey hands off my Krimp, Gimp!
by Tonyb62 December 18, 2019
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kimpa

One who either got accepted or rejected for Discord partnership because the Discord higher ups are fucking children.
Springle: aw shinkledinks kimpa.
applicant: wtf is wrong with these people?
by Corcor181 March 20, 2019
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krimmeling

After a night of hard drinking, vomiting and subsequently defecating one's self; Pissing and shitting on yourself. Also referred to as the "Krimmel Effect."
"Damn bro. Tim is krimmeling all OVER himself!"
by Seattleeee December 4, 2011
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Kripa

Kripa is an awesome, kind-hearted girl who everyone loves. Shes really beautiful and reliable. She looks quiet but shes really funny and talkative once you get to know her. Kripa is very sweet and an angel.
Parvathy: Kripa is so nice like how?
by parkerholland246 March 7, 2019
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poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.
Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!
by gofr March 28, 2008
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Krimbly

a furry creature, about the size of a chipmunk, prone to nipping the tips off shoelaces and hiding in slippers.

diet: consists mostly of lint, shoelaces and banana peels
habitat: slippers, sock drawers. Mostly found in Australia and southern island of New Zealand, although there have been a few cases reported in eastern New Guinea

Although this creature is a seemingly adorable fur ball of energetic affection, it's flaming temper, quick reflexes and sharp nipping fangs deem it quite the little monster.
"I think there's a Krimbly in my moccasin!"
"did it get you?!"
"phew... it's just nipping at my laces."

"kurpleclurrrrrr"
"whats that sound? It's coming from your sock drawer?"
"I know. My place is ridden with Krimblys."
by crumblycreatures November 26, 2009
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playboi.krimson

Playboi.krimson never EVER EVER EVER misses, he don’t miss, he got his name from Playboi.Tatasumi, a little man that says, “Simon solos”, he also never misses and likes to watch Gintama, “BTW watch Gintama” he said in a comment
by Gintoki_Tard February 20, 2021
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