kreetenz

waste of life,worthless,lowest of the lowest,lower than shit, worst substance ever,good for nothing,(could be said kreeten or kreentenz)

those group of kids are a bunch of kreetenz.

by axe voodo June 12, 2007

Kreston

The most amazing, perfect OTP, pure rainbows and sunshine.
One of those love stories you see in cheesy romantic movies.
A better love story than Twilight.

"If you don't ship Kreston, we can't be friends anymore"
"I Kreston them so much, they're adorable together!"

by The Smut Club March 13, 2017

Keeton

A boy who your friend loves and you hate.

Friend 1: The other day I was hanging out with Keeton...
Friend 2: I don't like Keeton

by wyatt52773 February 28, 2022

Keeton

Some one Skinnyer then you Prettyer then you Every thing better then you

I am Soo keeton Compaired To you

by CelesteSavannah September 10, 2007

Keeton

A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.

It was a Keeton who sank the Titanic
All you can eat buffet 'No Keetons allowed"

by Incognito Wolf Steinhaussen May 9, 2017

kreyton

kreyton is the nicest boy you’ll ever meet. he’ll make you feel special and always treat you right. he deserves the best and will always make you laugh. he’ll make you feel better when you’re sad. lol get a kreyton. he also plays baseball

“who’s that in the dugout making the whole team laugh?”
“oh that’s kreyton!”

by chicken ball sack October 20, 2020

kreetin

any action in any point in time that if represented by this word will induce laughter amongst certain stoner groups.

C: Fuck dude you dropped my donut
Weck: Sorry dude
C: fuckin kreetin hard

Weck: Hit me baby one more time!
C:...kreetin hard

C:Yo I only take giganto's
Weck: Kreetin hard

by andrewkreet January 20, 2008