Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).
Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.
Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.
Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.
*an hour later.
Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.
Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.
Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.
*an hour later.
Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
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2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
bfor pointing out how you don't like something;
cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;
equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
bfor pointing out how you don't like something;
cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;
equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
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"Sushi is invented in Korea" - this is a typical example of koreation.
"Taekwondo is the origin of Karate" - another example of koreation.
"The origin of English people is Korea" - another example of koreation.
"I've heard you were crazy last night and always beating the door of your flatmates shouting 'fuck you!' And he's saying that to everybody around him this morning." "What the fuck!? He must have koreated the story!!"
"Taekwondo is the origin of Karate" - another example of koreation.
"The origin of English people is Korea" - another example of koreation.
"I've heard you were crazy last night and always beating the door of your flatmates shouting 'fuck you!' And he's saying that to everybody around him this morning." "What the fuck!? He must have koreated the story!!"
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"Dude, I went to Kreator yesterday and it was fucking awesome."
"You went to the mosh?"
"Fuck yeah, Extreme Aggression murdered everything."
"You went to the mosh?"
"Fuck yeah, Extreme Aggression murdered everything."
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American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."
Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
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