Krampovitis

A medical condition in which a man's nipples are permanently stiff, and will poke through their shirt.

Holy crap! That guys Krampovitis just shredded his shirt!

by Yak5711 December 12, 2009

Krampusnacht

The German pronunciation of Krampus Nights, a celebration in Europe of Krampus the Anti-Santa Christmas demon of folklore

"Guten Krampusnacht is German for Good Krampus Nights. I hope you have fun, don't let Krampus get you!

by Krampus X December 26, 2010

KRAMPUS

A monster that is basically Santa goes down your chimney, snatches naughty kids and puts them in a wiker basket which he then sends you to his castle hidden away somewhere in Germany where he keeps you as a prisoner and punishes you and whips you with a whip. he often jumps across houses not on Christmas eve but actually on December 5th as well as Saint Nikolas day.

Sally: What is a scary legend Germany came up with?
Gemma: Krampus
Sally: Oh Ok thanks
Gemma: He see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

by Daddy_Finn'sMonster December 5, 2018

Krampus

When you have your period at Christmas plus, you also have cramps - its called Krampus.

OMG. Im having Krampus.

Ugh. It's Krampus Eve.

by iCaptainCook November 16, 2018

krampfen

A german termonology meaning over average density, often used about people who are fat without them understaning you are talking about their weight.

Wow, that girl was kind of cute, but a bit krampfen. I would not hit that.

by superduperawesometeam!! January 19, 2011

krameover

The feeling after eating at Kramer dining center at Kansas State University, generally associated with extreme discomfort and/or nausea

"Man, I'm suffering from the worst krameover today, I really need to cancel my meal plan"

"That's the last time I eat the kramer pastrami, krameover for sure tomorrow"

by AntonioBanderas69 October 24, 2011

Christmas Krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. He is like the evil opposite of Santa. If Santa represents all that is good, the Krampus is the exact opposite.

You don't what to know about the Christmas Krampus; it will ruin Christmas for you.

by Jin Chui January 15, 2008