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Krakend

Intoxicated by alcohol and have passed out hugging a toilet.
Last night you drank so much rum you were Krakend.
by bookworm February 28, 2015
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Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.
Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.
by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008
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felix kranken

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone
by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021
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Kranken Station

Dan the Dfenc cherry jonesed that kranken station in team slayer.
by ChrisBuyUADrankRegan December 6, 2007
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Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.
by The Goochness November 29, 2010
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Releasing the Kraken

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
by SafeHouse March 31, 2010
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krankenwagen

Funny sounding German word for ambulance.
I don't know if it's an ambulance, or a krankenwagen.
by |I|||II|II||I|II|||II|I April 26, 2019
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