Kraft single

A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.

Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.

by leo3375 December 3, 2007

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

Kraft Single

An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage

I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid

by GingeredGinger May 24, 2019

Kraft Single

Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.

Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.

by Pinwiz December 2, 2007

Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates

So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.

by krafty April 5, 2007

Kraft Single

Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.

"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."

by bigjesus October 1, 2008