kotch

'to kotch' an expression used when a male and female snuggle up to each other or find themselves together in position when lying down on a sofa or bed where they find themselves in extreme comfort. Most likley to happen after you have been through something together such as sex, a night out, or a meal etc.

ring ring

hello?

Jim, whats up tonight?

not much, just gonna kotch up.

oh ok ill leave you to it.

safe...laters.

kotch by Jimbo Jones09 December 11, 2009

kotch

Kotch is the state of affairs whereby things are relaxed, happy and satisfactory. Kotch can take many different forms.

This house is 'kotch' man. Richie is just 'kotchin'. Allow that man, this is 'kotch'.

kotch by Jesse Cox September 30, 2005

kotch

A crotch with no genitalia. Similar to what Matt Damon has in Dogma. Generally used in a derogatory sense.

Shut your kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.

kotch by Kilroy October 28, 2005

kotch

One who wastes their life to the point where they would be more useful as a garbage pail.

What a Kotch. All he does is smoke and sleep.

kotch by Slicky December 2, 2004

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

kotch by Derek March 28, 2003

Kotch

To liven something up a bit make it more fun like a rave or embellish something to make it look better

"This is dull, let's kotch it up"

Kotch by nivian821 August 20, 2017

Kotch and blaze 

The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro

"I really need to do this work today man"

"Leave it until tommorow, lets just kotch and blaze"

Kotch and blaze by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008