muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 30, 2008

Kooser

A kiss. A cute way to say kiss while still maintaining one's personal integrity.

Come over here and give me a kooser!

by C.Love January 11, 2008

kooter farm

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest

This place is such a kooter farm!

by Jappix August 24, 2011

Kooker

Kooker, noun: a kooker is a an object of extreme affection. Not a term to be used lightly. Can be applied to a gf or a bf but only if they're unicorn-status magical creatures. A kooker always tries to do right by you. Can be shortened into "Cooky" as in The Beastie Boys' Cookypuss--"let me order one then, let me get one...anytime, just like, now, and shit."

That Dora is a real Kooker: not only did she make the end of the night beer run after the keg went dry, but she also stayed to help me clean up after everyone else went home.

by Fetish2013 May 11, 2013

koobere

Used to refer to something that is groovy, or cool in all social classes; iternally cool

Dude that shirt is totally Koobere.

by Purbhoo February 22, 2008

Kooter

Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice

"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"

by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003

Kooter-karma

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.

I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.

by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009