Kooni

Persian.(noun) A person who is known to give anal sex.
this term is most often used towards males to imply homosexuality aswell.
A commonly used insult.

Dude you're so kooni.

by Jesuschristsex August 16, 2011

bache kooni

Bache kooni means a homosexual male who likes penis inserted into his anus. A bache kooni loves anal sex. But, the "bache kooni" person must be the one whose anus is penetrated by a penis.

Hey you "bache kooni"!

by John William Smith IV September 2, 2015

Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.

Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!

by Estupz March 24, 2017

koonji

Penis. Dick. Prick.

"You are a koonji".

by the_alien August 4, 2011

Faxe Kondi Booster

A danish energy drink (way clear of Monster). It's like a wet dream in your mouth, nothing less than delicious. A must buy if you go to school.

Mathias Lyhne is the king of Faxe Kondi Booster

by LionPussy35 September 23, 2021

Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

Klondike bar

Something I would kill you for.

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.

by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009