konky

the feeling of being anxious for a sexual act.

"You make me konky baby"

by Lisandra October 16, 2006

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Konky dong

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

by EkulTheAntelope February 23, 2020

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One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

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Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 02, 2016

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An unusually sloppy, wet kiss. About what you would expect from a St. Bernard but from a person.

Despite her protests to the contrary, she secretly liked the Konky Kiss.

by CupCakePants February 07, 2012

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In the Bahamas this is the derogatory term for a honky or white guy.

by Todd October 28, 2003

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A dwelling-place that is characterized by ceiling fan blades with thickly deposited dust. This dust can cause problems when attempting to clean.

Ma: Why didn't you use a wet rag to clean the fans?!
Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole!
Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!

by Maxgm4 April 10, 2006

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