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Kongo Nut

The testicle that dangles farther down than the other one. Generally this one is much larger, thicker, and juicier than the other puny nut.
My kongo nut just scraped the floor.
Man, I bet that guy's kongo nut is crazy.
by 007hippo September 25, 2009
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kongophile

A person(s) dedicated to studying the feeding habits of the species Kong. Best known by the original KING immortalized by movies, and most recently by the direct descendant Kalia immortalized by Summer TV, Kongs are known for their voracious appetite and thorough lack of self awareness.

KINGDOM
Animalia
° PHYLUM Chordata
• CLASS Mammalia
° ORDER Primates
• FAMILY Hominidae
° GENUS Foodus Maximus
• SPECIES Kong
While watching Big Brother this year to my astonishment, a member of the Kong species was seen. As a dedicated Kongophile, it was my duty to document, and publish the record. The Kong was seen eating, talking constantly and acting in a manner consistent with lower level primates lacking self awareness. This Kalia Kong also seemed to brag about beating small dogs, and wishes to change her name to Kongielle for some unknown reason.
by BaliaKong October 8, 2011
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Kongosa

A west African term used to describe someone who gossips a lot.This term is used in many west African countries and languages eg. Krio(Sierra Leone), Pidgin(Nigeria/Ghana), Cameroon, Gabonetc
“Da titi too Kongosa”
That girl gossips too much
by 5hine November 27, 2019
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Kongor

Kongor is a South Sudan name not to be mistaken for a tribe in South Sudan called Kongor. It means one twin child if one twin is named Kongor the other will be named Chan
Hey Guys i met Kongor today he is so hot
by By Hot boi child of God November 1, 2021
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kongzoola

One of many alternatives to describing a object of a collosal size,mass,weight.

Derived from King Kong (the Ape character and motion films)
Size Wise: That is one Kongzoola sized monument
by tg58 January 6, 2009
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kongo

Someone who is a fat lump of shit whith no life, and got dumped by amy after just 2 hours!!!
Fuck off kongo
by peter May 7, 2004
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kongo musket

when a man puts something in a womans mouth and fucks it down her throat with his dick
" ah man i gave this chick a kongo musket last night, she was gagging like crazy!
by craze495 November 20, 2009
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