kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)

Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.

by gtbarry January 13, 2009

kommie

around the reed kollege kommunity, anything marked kommie (or with the letter k) is up for grabs. it means kommunal property, or, more simply, free food.

i was so damned hungry, but fortunately someone left kommie bread in the common room.

by areedie December 6, 2010

Komi Can’t Communicate

The best anime ever

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!

by Plutosecret March 5, 2022

Kominfoed

to be banned from accessing foreign website; restriction of online freedom

Indonesians : WHY WOULD YOU BLOCK PAYPAL AND STEAM?!
Johnny G. Plate : Lmao get kominfoed.

by BlackerSanta August 2, 2022

Kamoist

When the moisture oozes from your very soul.

That hit was so hard it kamoistened my loins.
I prayed to Jshdhuahsh that my skin would glisten with Kamoisture.
Well, there was this one time in college when it got so hot my under carriage oozed Kamoisture.
The warrior slowly paced into battle letting scream his war cry "IT'S KAMOISTENING TIME!"

by Saedrin October 17, 2022

Kimoi

Probably the last Japanese word that you would want to hear from a Japanese girl

Japanese Girl: Uwaa! mite kare ,Kimoi(wow, look at him, Gross)
You:T_T

by ModeratelyAverageGuy December 5, 2018

Komodo Dragon

A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.

Komodo dragons are really cool!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 18, 2020