Klenking

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.

Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.

by This is NOT Davey May 8, 2017

kenkensquidkuddlephish

A lost soul with no purpose but lie to himself.

Yes, we all feel sad and sorry for him... Being a waste of our planet's oxygen supply.

kenkensquidkuddlephish bro! Oh, you mean Jeff, bud that's fuckin cancer boy! The guy isn't even a script kiddie yet.
Yo, he told us his balls haven't dropped yet either! lelz

by 3301_puzzle_phunz November 24, 2018

Konek

a word used for a long schlong.

"Wow! Look at his Konek, grandma!" exclaimed Mary.
"Yeah, what a very huge Konek he has," said grandma with a huge smile.

by Pantat Kau October 6, 2019

Ezra Koenig

The Lead Singer of the band Vampire Weekend.
He is very attractive and i love his voice.
Personally, i think he's brilliant.
Oh, don't label that band. You just can't.
no one can agree.

Ezra Koenig is an amzingly stunning MAN

by Melodyintheuk March 29, 2008

koekoeken

The koekoeken is a monster that needs to bathe in torine for the nourishment it takes your body at the end of its life by playing a game of your choice they can live forever that way. But, if you win the game the koekoeken will stay in that body.

The koekoeken is displayed in the show 'Creeped out' on Netflix

by (†_†) July 9, 2019

Koenig

Germen name that means "king." Koenigs are really good kissers and strong physically and mentally. dont fuck with the Koenig Mafia

That Koenig man is the BEST!!!

by kotor January 24, 2010

Koenigsegg

Little-know, but incredibly respected and much admired, Swedish supercar manufacturer. At the time this writing, it's flagship is the Koenigsegg CCR; 0 to 100 km/h (62mph) in 3.2 seconds, electronically limited top speed of 395km/h (242mph+), standing quarter mile in 9 seconds @ 235km/h (146mph), 100 to 0 km/h braking distance of 31 meters, lateral g-force capability of 1.3, 80 liter fuel capacity, dry weight of 1180 kilograms. Front and rear 6 piston light alloy brake systems with 362mm at 32mm. Magneisum alloy wheels standard. Stock tire complement: 255/35-19" front, 335/30-20" rear. Steering is at 2.7 pts to lock. Motor design: V-shape 8 cylinder w. 4 valves per cylinder, double overhead camshafts. Cam cover made of carbonfiber. displacement is 4,700 cubic centimeters with 8.6 to 1 compression. Engine weight is 215kg. Dry sump lubrication with unique oil-spray piston cooling; integrated oil cooler. Recommended oil is SAE 5W30 fully synethic racing grade. Oil fill is 12 liters (2.64 gallons). Induction: Sequential multiport FI, Lysholm twin-screw supercharger with 1.2 bar boost. Intercooled. Recommended fuel grade (Euro spec): 98 octane unleaded (normal premium grade fuel in europe). Ignition system: Direct coil on plug; transistorised. Output: 806bhp @ 6,900 rpm. Torque: 920Nm (678ft-lbs) @ 5,700 rpm. Maximum RPM: 7,600 rpm w. electronic fuel cut-off at just a touch over 7,600. Transmission: Custom designed Cima 6 speed; integrated internal transmission oil pump and cooler. Torque sensitive LSD. Clutch: Dual plate, organic or cintered @ 215mm. Oil-cooled and electronically operated.

SMG gearboxes and 378mm front brakes optional.

Koenigsegg can compete with Ferrari and De Tomaso any day.

by stockbimma June 10, 2004