kobbing

The act of the very special Kat O’Brien sobbing over just about anything.

omg i watched the one direction movie today and i immediately started kobbing!

by yeehawdoods November 1, 2018

KOB

KOB is to be the king of berwick

“Yeah didn’t you hear Tyreek’s the KOB”

by fortniteboss47838 August 5, 2022

the kob

the act of deleting an ex or person you don't like from your phone, bbm, email, facebook, myspace, or twitter. You won't feel tempted to be in contact with them

Seriously I need to get over my ex. I think I'm just going to do the kob so I won't be tempted to talk to them.

by freshflya12 February 22, 2011

j-kob

(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.
Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

by Guy who works at michaels January 8, 2009

salted kob

When a gay man has ejaculates onto another man's penis then sucks it off

Dude, I heard Jared did a salted kob on Jerome

by It's yaboiiiii October 16, 2017

Kob

If you’re friend makes an xbox clan and everyone leaves it and they end up being in the clan by themselves

Chris: Oi Fred you have no xbox friends, you’re a Kob
Fred: I know I have no clan members I am the biggest Kob

by Khoztyyyy May 14, 2019

Feeble Kob

Feeble Kob is a very weak minded individual

I hate Feeble Kob

by BozzyGod November 22, 2021