Kobayashi

Small forest.
Or top of their field. And 9th top Japanese surname

Tiger woods is the kobayashi of golf

by River sands November 17, 2018

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Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.

We can stay in this burning plane or jump, but we don't have any parachutes. What a Kobayashi Maru.

by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003

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kobayashi

(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and down one's throat subsequently; an oral gangbang.

"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."

"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire UGA football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."

by Richard Dastardly December 9, 2008

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Kobayashi

To consume large amounts of food in a short period of time.
(Koboyashi is the last name of world-famous eating champion)

Damn dude, you sure went kobayashi on that pizza!

by EriCore September 7, 2005

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Kobata

A biased Jew. They often play online games and have to have control or they'll feel insignificant.

*You are stopped by the police*
Police man: You were 1-mile over the speed limit and you're black, so I'm going to have to take you to jail.
You: Stop being such a Kobata.

by Laref June 24, 2011

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