Kojacking

noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.

"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

by Forsyth Blythe-Smythe I April 19, 2014

Kubackied

The act of photographing ones own bowel movements for the purpose of randomly showing coworkers.

"Is that a piece of poop....oh GOD, I just got Kubackied!

by Vladamir Sanchez August 28, 2008

Kopack

v. to suddenly realize you're failing a class because of assignments missed and then rapidly completing them before Friday

N. A gay dinosaur

Example 1: Pulling a Kopack
Example 2: "When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a dinosaur."

by dykeasaurus January 23, 2009

Kaback

A name for a 1994 Honda Acorrd

Im gonna dive Kaback to grandmas house!

by penguiloo May 16, 2009

Kobasko

a definition of a Kobasko is someone with extreme awesomeness, love and hated by many!!!

"oh Adam you are so Kobasko"

by wissyboi January 20, 2013

Kolacker

Someone who particularly enjoys consuming orange cream

Dude 1: Bro did you see that chick over there?
Dude 2: Yea bro! She kind of looks like a kolacker.

by Ollie🦑 October 5, 2019

kojackulation

The rapid expulsion of hair follicles from the male head to the extent of complete baldness.

I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.

by Isack Sack January 8, 2009