When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.
Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
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Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.
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by marganin January 6, 2011
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by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008
Get the Knitting Pattern mug.Knottingley a town like no other, if you think Castleford is bad, wow you'll be begging for a lift back to Cas from drug dealer Caden in his stolen fiat 500, the moment you step foot in this hell hole. Not giving a dam hes high on crack, smack and crystal meth. Knottla as its affectionately known, is as toxic as chernoble, people have extra limbs, three eyes and black teeth. Nothing lives in Knottla apart from smokers for some odd reason they survive immune to the radioactivity and Staffordshire bull terriers. Although uglier than standard Staffies. If you have to visit I recommend a lead suit and a covid mask. Do not take any personal possessions as you will be mugged. People only go there to buy drugs or spread gods word, although it's rare outsiders survive a visit, a bible my offer some protection but will not save you from growing an extra head.
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