konsequences

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only be a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”

Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar.

by gtbarry November 2, 2008

Knobservation

An opinion provided by a friend when you are acting like a dick.

Don't be offended mate, it's just a Knobservation.

by Mandymooski August 11, 2015

Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

knobsense

the use of cocklogic, when inebriated, to pick a potential victim for an evening's mating.

i put me willy in a minger -it was utter knobsense.

by gubbins July 10, 2007

Grottle your Kronse

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.

a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"

by GorillaEye October 7, 2009

knonner

A knon-athlete.

Question: Why didn't Asa catch that disc?
Answer: He is a knonner.

by jackohoolihan April 1, 2010

konsept

to be mirrored in a deep state of confusion, this condition is thought be be chronic pertaining to individual subject matter.

My mind goes into a state of konsept everytime i try to do my algebra homework.

by gtarsx December 7, 2006