Knife fight rules

The key rule is there are no knife fight rules.

Snake threw a drink and knife at the Bandidos' eyes because there are no knife fight rules.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

poop knife

A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.

You may want to find something else to butter your toast with, for that is my poop knife.

by Sheridan Bucket June 28, 2008

knifeass

The feeling of a hot, serrated steak knife wedged up your asshole after a long, violent session of explosive diarrhea.

I have the worst knifeass today after drinking that McDonald's iced coffee.

by knifeass March 11, 2009

Shonen Knife

THE CUTEST ROCK BAND EVER!!!

I love Shonen Knife's "Buttercup."

by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021

Knife kink

Being arosed at at the thought or action of a knife tracing your body

Babe I have i knife kink

by 10k.infinity September 12, 2021

Knifemare

Some one who likes knifes, gets their knifes stolen or something bad happens to their knifes

Security: “You cannot go on a plane with a bunch of knifes.”
Kurtis: “Omg this is my worst knifemare!”

by Very nice old lady July 13, 2020