kaiven

A sexy mother fucker

Kaiven is fine asf

by ASHXBDCHJ November 13, 2017

KLIERA

Kliera is a popular, funny person. Her boyfriends consist of Kermit, Elmo, and Caillou. She has lots of friends. *wink* *wink* she is very hot too. *wink**wink*

Kliera is so hot..

by Elmo is bae March 16, 2019

Swimming Knives

A deadly inhabitant of the waters off the shores of Australia. A designed killer.

The water surrounding Australia is almost exclusively inhabited by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there.

by Scat Chambers March 15, 2008

Klave

The Umbrella Academy fandom's will to live.

Klaus + Dave = Klave

by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019

Klavenism

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.

"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
www.ILoveYouManMovie.com

by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009

Klixen

A way of pleasuring a penis by oral sex. usually slow and teasing, involving pressing hands and only the tongue. once thought to be the name of a porn star. this style of oral sex is usually directed to the group of people that are more turned on by gentle slow touches

She has a very Klixen way of touching me there......there in my notty square

by GabenTheThird December 12, 2014

Kivelmotak!

1. v. The act of going totally M3TYL!
2. n. A band with at least least two rad dudes, and some other guy or maybe some other people. I don't know.

1. Man I am going to get totally KIVELMOTAK! on this bunch of bananas.
2. I say that Kivelmotak! band is just, well, they're just capitol.

by mrjswilson June 27, 2008