Klinker

A Klinker is a term you would use if sonething looked fragile.

"That box looks like a Klinker!"

by HuddonJ July 29, 2024

pj klinker

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg

Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.

by whatta dame September 4, 2010

CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.

DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.

by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010

emil klinker

A legend, better than anyone else.

Wow, that guy is the coolest ever.
He must be an Emil Klinker

by Ninjaguden January 31, 2017

Kwinker

1. Noun; A person who camps in video games to the point they're a n00b. This is most commonly but not limited to xBox Live games such as MW2.

2. Noun; Kwinking- The art of camping in xBox Live games to the extent you are booted, betrayed, or just a n00b. This is demonstrated through Kwink94. Also seen as kwink.

3. Adjective; Kwinkish- For someone or something to be like a Kwink. Generally very n00bish and annoying.

4. Adjective; Kwinking- This word can only be used to describe certain words. (See examples)

1. Kwinker: OWNED! I'M AWESOME! Don't even talk!
Non-Kwink: You're such a gay kwinker! -Boots Kwinker-

2. n00b: I'm kwinking so hard right now!
n00b #2: I'm going to go kwink too.

3. Person: That guy is so kwinkish! Let's slap him!

4. Kwinking Spree; Kwinking Trip; ect.

by defgiva November 11, 2010

Klinger

The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger

Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019

Klenkers

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.

You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...

by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011