klingon

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005

klingon

A piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair around the anus. See also dingleberries, dangleberries, dillberries, clinkers, winnets and wittens, bum tags, chuff-nu

"Captain! Uranus is surrouned by Klingons!"

by Harry Merkin August 06, 2002

klingon

A child who clings to the parent when dropped off at the childcare center.

Mrs. Harried had trouble again disentangling herself from her howling Klingon Wilberforce.

by tbbrick December 12, 2005

klingon

Mos def the most annoying language known to man, spoken by these 'aliens' from Star Trek.

Trekkie: IHGGUfef
NORMAL GUY: *kill*

by Threnody January 12, 2005

klingon

Little round balls of shit that cling to your asshair

I had a load of grungy Klingons after I shit.

by schnorkles October 27, 2010

klingon

A ugly race of Alien from Star Trek

All of Jon from Localirc.net girlfriends

by smackhater August 14, 2004

klingon

A klingon refers to the pieces of shit that get "cling on" to your ass hairs. More commonly found on dogs and cats than humans.

Dude my dog has a massive klingon

by chinnerish October 03, 2009