klint bating

The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.

Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?

Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.

by Chancellor Girt Beefrobe December 16, 2008

Klintominous

another word for fuck

"I want to Klintominous you"

by A.P September 13, 2006

Klindworth

HUGE GOOBER! Spasmodic, lame, youtube junkie, cheeseburger aficionado, online chess player, gets haircuts in hopes of "random" boob graze, overuse of the word kinky, has a pet skunk named stripey, overuse of the high five, obsesses over fantasy sports of ANY kind.

Wow, you are a Klindworth.

You're pulling a Klindworth.

by [e-mail] June 17, 2010

Klintypoo

So H A W T
Pv$$y pleaser 100%
BDE
handsome
Really cute
PHAT Ç0ČĶ
Riley's baby daddy

Girl: wow klintypoo I so cute
Riley: I'm having his baby

Girl: dang it :(
Riley: and only I can call him that

by TheOnlyImportantRiley January 23, 2022

Klint

A macho looking poncho, named after CLINT EASTWOOD because of the costume he wore in his Spaghetti Westerns.

Hey, that guy's wearing a wrap!

It's a klint you dork!

by Cliff Westwood March 23, 2009

Klint Daci

A pretty mentally slow dude who likes to ride male penis especially if they are of African american descent. Any african American male whose name starts with J or E is of Klints specialty. Goats tend to be aroused when Klint is around, he wakes up with their special sauce on their face.

This farm prohibits anyone doing Klint Daci things.

by Dumbfuckdetector November 23, 2021

Klinton

A total madman that plays minecraft for 3 days straight

Tha'ts a typical Klinton.

by Drugoverdoseman321 March 5, 2021