klemme

Klemme is danish slang for a guy who likes other guys. Also known as a homosexual.

Guy 1: Let's have gay sex!
Guy 2: Oh! You're such a klemme.

by John Magistr May 3, 2007

klempt

Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.

Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.

by Dreadzone August 12, 2006

Klemen

An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.

Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him

by Klemeninio May 7, 2013

Klemit

A wall-dweller with a sweet tooth and a really bad temper.

Bro, Give your Klemit some syrup or he'll take your parents

by metallicafan3124 June 9, 2013

klemistry

A year long honors chemistry class that puts you through extensive learning, stupid projects, bad puns, tests (some of which will be graded), and labs of all sorts. People like to complain about how hard klemistry is, but the worst part of it is the particulars that go into the grading of labs.

In klemistry there are two gold fish, one of them is named 'stoichi' and one is named 'ometry'

by BillChris May 26, 2009

Klementyna

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.

Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.

by thetruth143 September 3, 2021

Getting Klemmy

Getting under the influence and wanting to dance and/or rage one's face off

I had a few drinks and started getting Klemmy last night.

by DJKlem July 5, 2014