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kleinsen

The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.

Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.

This ship is fucking adorable fight me.
Kleinsen is the best ship in DEH there is no denying it
by WindwakerGamer November 16, 2018
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kleinisd

KleinISD is a bitch ass school district that everyone FUCKING hates, with annoying ass teachers, fake ass friends, and ugly ass bitches
That nigga stupid, ugly and fake, oh he go to kleinisd
by Pussyeater247 January 25, 2018
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Klein Bottling

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.
I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.
by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018
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Jared Kleinman

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY
by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019
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Heidi Kleindienst

A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.
I can't tell if Heidi Kleindienst is being serious or if it's all a plot to stir me up.
by OhHandleShandle June 8, 2019
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Jared Kleinman

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch
"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"
by Elevatornotworthy November 6, 2019
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keking

the act of laughing, see lol or kek.
keking hard with my bros right now
by Urfaaace May 9, 2018
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