kleida

One of the best people to be around. She is extremely smart and an amazing logical thinker. They are manly brunettes with brown eyes. She loves to read and is a marvellous artist, yet she still loves to hang with her friends. People may think that she is quiet but her true friends know that she is super talkative and you should NEVER mess with her. If you do then you will regret it immensely. Clearly they are great person because she is one of the best friends you could ever have.

wow that girl is good at art she must be a kleida.

by Lady Rae March 15, 2015

kleinsen

The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.

Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.

This ship is fucking adorable fight me.

Kleinsen is the best ship in DEH there is no denying it

by WindwakerGamer November 16, 2018

kleinisd

KleinISD is a bitch ass school district that everyone FUCKING hates, with annoying ass teachers, fake ass friends, and ugly ass bitches

That nigga stupid, ugly and fake, oh he go to kleinisd

by Pussyeater247 January 25, 2018

Klep

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

by Zipdox June 2, 2021

Klein Bottling

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.

I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.

by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018

Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019

Jared Kleinman

KiNkY

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019