Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

Keener Bingo

(Canadian Slang, Noun) Game played in colleges and universities, where players create a grid of fellow students names with three names across and three name down. Objective is to strategically choose the keenest (adjective, Keener) students who are first to answer questions during class or lecture. Once a student answers a question his or her name is crossed out until a player achieves a row, diagonal and /or full card depending on house rules. When player achieves objective, they need to immediately call out 'Bingo' in order to claim their win.

I was throw out of my philosophy lecture after winning at Keener Bingo today. The professor threated that it if happends again he will send me to the dean.

by dshea August 16, 2009

kneener

Pronunciation (Knee Ner)A word used in the form of a taunting manner. Usually repeated three times in a row after one has proved someone wrong or in a way to brag and make someone jealous.

Hahaha... I did your woman in the butt and she liked it.. KNEENER KNEENER KNEENER!

by Lissathedissa June 23, 2006