Klavdij Mervič

Klavdij is an interesting man. With his super-high IQ and muscles, which no man has ever had before, he is the true alpha of Nova Gorica. All day, he sits in his chair and tells students what to do. The students don't write anything in their notebooks, because of the will of Klavdij. He sees the students as his aprentices and thinks they are as smart as him, so he thinks they remember everything. But when the test comes to date, he is angry at all of the bad grades that his students got. I really don't understand his logic, well of course I don't, I'm nowhere near as smart as him. Anyways, he surpasses his knowledge down from generration to generation and because of his knowledge, the world is at peace.

Klavdij Mervič: 'explaining quantom physics'
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone

by Mervič March 9, 2020

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klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

by Resedo July 24, 2009

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Klave

The Umbrella Academy fandom's will to live.

Klaus + Dave = Klave

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Klavenism

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.

"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
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by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009

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