Krassenstain

A Shart that produces two identical poop stains in your underwear.

Oops I thought it was gas but I just sharted,oh look I have krassenstain in my underwear .

by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 31, 2019

Klassenschranken

The act of putting Dorla or any weird person in the class closet, also known better as Klassenschrank. This can be done as a punishment or as an act of boredom.

Klassenschranken is an old tradition, you may only do it if you are mighty of it.

Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)

by Chimkn May 24, 2022

pull a jon klaasen

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round

"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

by papajonklaasen July 18, 2017

Klassina

The physical embodiment of awesome.

You can tell that's Klassina.

by mickey3022 July 9, 2010

klaassen

The whitest kid and orangest hair u will ever see. The smartest person but doesn't always have common sense. Has a zest for life and will accomplish many great things and goals.

Look how far he's gotten, he must be a Klaassen.

by soccercrazy14 November 29, 2009

Kassen

A guy who has a small cock and always is mad
“Diablo bro” and punches his girlfriend and that’s why he is in prison now

Kassen “Diablo” meaning that he is mad and triggered

And is commonly called Stupid in many different ways

by Headass1234567890 June 5, 2019

klasien

Klasien is a strong independent women who has gone through some shit in life but it only made her stronger and a better person. She will take long to open up but its worth the wait, because once she lets you into her heart you will see she trully is the beautiful person you knew she must be. She is mysterious but only in the good ways, she likes to keep you on your toes and keeps things interesting. She is quite and borderline shy but that all disappears when you get to know her. Everyone needs a Klasien in their life because she makes your life and the world a better place.

That girl is so stunning she must be a Klasien.

by My little porkchop November 15, 2020