klawg

a klawg is like a dawg; but times ten. a super frumbulous shlawg. also the name of fancy oncelers abusive dad

klawg wtf are u on about ☠️
klawg go away
SPOILER IT EITHER WAY KLAWG. NOW STOP KLAWGING UR TOILET.
i’m talking about THE TINY KLAWG
i will never get over onceler saying klawg

by I get off to Fancy Onceler r34 June 16, 2023

Klara

She is an amazing person, inside out. She is very pretty but is also very clever. Klara is extremely athletic and can run rapidly. The people that reject her don't truly know her. Klara is obsessed with Tom Holland and especially NF. She has a group of 6 friends whom she loves a lot. Don't mess with her, she will clap you.

Klara is just the best. I am shooketh.

by Fire Breathing Bitch Queen July 29, 2019

klara

Klara is a fun person sometimes stubborn but not really if you ever bump in to a Klara don't let her go she is such a delite to be aroud and very very pretty and will do what ever it takes to make things right everyone needs a Klara in there life.

person:yo, Klara i sort of broke this.....
Klara:ok to home depo we GOOOO

by jesicca May 14, 2019

Alles klar

Popular slang in Germany. Means "Everything is clear" but it used it many different way.

PersonA: Hey! How are you?
PersonB: Alles klar!

PersonA: Did you understand?
PersonB: Alles klar!

PersonA: Are you okay?
PersonB: Alles klar!

etc. etc. It's a very multi purpose phrase. Your tone of voice can change the meaning depending on the situation.

by SugarSlinky September 29, 2008

Klarance Soccer

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.

Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.

by klrsoccer October 5, 2008

Klarke

An amazing Pearson who will always have your back and cares about your feelings and usually will pick a fight or two.

Klarke is such a good friend

by Purple green hyenas July 11, 2018

Klarissa

This is a gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. She cares a lot for other people and tries to help anyone who is down. Her body is sexy but she struggles to believe that she is beautiful sometimes and doesn't always have confidence. She loves sports and is very intelligent. Shortly she is a beautiful and caring girl inside and out, who is good at almost anything.

Zayn,"That girl is gorgeous any guy would be lucky to have her."

Mike," Well dude she is a Klarissa, what else can you expect?"

by Phoenixdancer December 28, 2019