klamming

To use a comb to rip open a male urethra.

Person 1: "Have you heard of the new looksmaxxing method called klamming?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "Look it up. I do it every night. My piss comes out like a shower hose."
Person 2: "What the fuck"

by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024

klamming out

Zoning out with a stupid look on your face.

Dude, cheek out Hideki he is klamming out.

by Bobb"e April 8, 2009

Klam

Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed

Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"

by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024

Klam Emilie

When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.

"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"

by Jennefar April 5, 2022

Klam Deal

Klam Deal = Dårlig sak

Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal

by Sairoð March 10, 2020

Klu Klux Klam

A devastating prank that leaves the victim not only looking racist, but also like they're about to throw up. The prank is accomplished by farting in a pillowcase and covering the victim's head with it while they're passed out.

Matt just passed out like a little baby bitch, I'm going to Klu Klux Klam his ass.

by Enrique LD Meltdown September 20, 2011

Klam King

Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,

guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king

guy 2, but its funny though

i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away

by pussywreka96 April 19, 2020