Klam King

Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,

guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king

guy 2, but its funny though

i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away

by pussywreka96 April 19, 2020

Klam Deal

Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra

Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal

by Sairoð March 10, 2020

Klam Deal

Klam Deal = Dårlig sak

Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal

by Sairoð March 10, 2020

Klu Klux Klam

A devastating prank that leaves the victim not only looking racist, but also like they're about to throw up. The prank is accomplished by farting in a pillowcase and covering the victim's head with it while they're passed out.

Matt just passed out like a little baby bitch, I'm going to Klu Klux Klam his ass.

by Enrique LD Meltdown September 20, 2011

klamming

To use a comb to rip open a male urethra.

Person 1: "Have you heard of the new looksmaxxing method called klamming?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "Look it up. I do it every night. My piss comes out like a shower hose."
Person 2: "What the fuck"

by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024

Klam

Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed

Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"

by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024

Klam Emilie

When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.

"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"

by Jennefar April 5, 2022