klams

Norwegian slang for Chlamydia

David: I heard you got the klams from Beatrice last week
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.

by ur cute daddy October 11, 2019

Klu Klux Klam

A devastating prank that leaves the victim not only looking racist, but also like they're about to throw up. The prank is accomplished by farting in a pillowcase and covering the victim's head with it while they're passed out.

Matt just passed out like a little baby bitch, I'm going to Klu Klux Klam his ass.

by Enrique LD Meltdown September 20, 2011

Klam King

Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,

guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king

guy 2, but its funny though

i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away

by pussywreka96 April 19, 2020

Klam Deal

Klam Deal = Dårlig sak

Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal

by Sairoð March 10, 2020

klamming

To use a comb to rip open a male urethra.

Person 1: "Have you heard of the new looksmaxxing method called klamming?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "Look it up. I do it every night. My piss comes out like a shower hose."
Person 2: "What the fuck"

by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024

Klam Emilie

When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.

"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"

by Jennefar April 5, 2022

Klam Deal

Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra

Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal

by Sairoð March 10, 2020