When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.
"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"
by Jennefar April 5, 2022
Get the Klam Emiliemug. Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024
Get the Klammug. by TwoPandaBalls January 28, 2023
Get the Klam Slammug. by Sairoð March 10, 2020
Get the Klam Dealmug. David: I heard you got the klams from Beatrice last week
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
Bob: Yeah I railed her in the printer room.
by ur cute daddy October 11, 2019
Get the klamsmug. by Sairoð March 10, 2020
Get the Klam Dealmug. A devastating prank that leaves the victim not only looking racist, but also like they're about to throw up. The prank is accomplished by farting in a pillowcase and covering the victim's head with it while they're passed out.
by Enrique LD Meltdown September 20, 2011
Get the Klu Klux Klammug.