Killing Kittens

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

by Matt R March 28, 2005

killing kittens

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

by tonmeister May 13, 2005

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

killing kittens

Very powerful young felines, under your control.

If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.

by Fearman November 28, 2007

Killing kittens

Listening to emo music...
also masterbation

Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten

by Evoon August 8, 2005

Killing Kittens

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

killin' a kitten

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

by pookie March 9, 2004