kirstened

the action of one party, esp. an actor, dating another party under false pretenses followed by lying and saying that he/she got married in order to let the other party know the dating process has been concluded.

"Girrrrrllll, did you hear what happened to Maria?"
"No, what happened??"
"She was dating that actor guy and got straight KIRSTENED!!"
"DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's fucked up."

by E-dizzub July 28, 2007

Kirstened

The act of getting so drunk that you make the decision to let multiple random men penetrate you.

Girl 1: I don't remember what I did last night. I was so drunk.

Girl 2: How do you not remember getting Kirstened last night by those 5 guys from the bar?

Girl 1: Oh know, not again.

by bigbbbad2 November 13, 2011

kirstine

a bitch who likes to blame others for her mistakes and a fucking BITCH. Thin AF and toxic af. A hoe who likes to beg for attention, she also victimise herself and blame it all on other peopke

boi : wanna hear a fact
gorl : yea?
boi : kirstine is a MOTHERFUCKINGBITCH so keep out and be careful

by hakdokkk April 27, 2019

kingstoner

A group of Kingston (ON) residents that enjoy sessions..large or small.. and tend to overuse the N-bomb and other vulgarities (such as cunt, dumbass or cocksucker). During these sessions, Kingstoners tend to start rando 'play' fights amongst one another until either one is punched in the face too hard or one needs to rip anoher bowl. Kingstoners are also known for their surplus of bongs at sessions....and their abilities to rip such bongs.
King-Stoner...not Kingstonians

"Look at that sesh full of Kingstoners...theyre just so good with their bongs....and thier N-word related slang words."
"hey you Toronto N*ggerf*ggot...learn how to smoke a proper bong....cuntbag" (punch to neighbours arm/leg)

by Sofa King Kouch September 10, 2007

Kirstine

Kirstine is the best person in the world. She’s the perfect human to have in your life and she will always be there no matter what. She usually have brown hair and brown eyes

“Why are you so happy?” Me: “because I have Kirstine”

by juliancasablancaslover November 21, 2021

Kirstine

Kirstine is slang for a female dwarf, mostly used in bar fights and etc,

Person 1: Hey look its a kirstine
Person 2: Clara your such a kirstine

by LemonsSuck April 20, 2022

Kirkstyle

A long-distance cumshot onto the side of the neck, ideally in a public place.

The liberals did him kirkstyle at the debate.

by CE054 January 24, 2026