king without a crown

An earthly king with no substance. A king who has lost his vindication.

e.i.- King Saul (Old Testement, First Samuel 9) after disobeying God's orders God rejected him. and although he was still king of the israelites on earth he no longer was God's anointed king

Bush might be president but the majority of americans hate him. he is a king without a crown.

by Adriel Ortega October 29, 2006

Crown The King

To masturbate or jack off. Comes from symbolizing the penis as a head and your fist as a crown.

Men like to crown the king to pleasure themselves.

by TheKing2 December 1, 2010

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

Crowning King

The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief

Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!

by dashibbymeister November 12, 2009

Crownless King

It’s a cocktail or mix drink created by Gatecity_Jungle aka Je Hussells of Greensboro, NC.

It’s a mix of 1 shot Grand Marnier, 1 shot of Crown Royal, and 1 shot of Chambord mixed with pineapple juice and ginger beer. Mostly prepared Neat

Bartender I would like a Crownless King please.

by Gatecity_Jungle October 5, 2022

Crowning the King

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!

by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009