Kingku

The greatest cricket batsman, bowler and fielder in history. A legend with the ability to win cricket matches single handedly. His battles with Lord Thakur are the perfect example of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

OMG did you see Kingku's knock for KKR yesterday? He hit 200 runs off 20 balls while chasing a target of 140!

by Kingku_fanboy May 4, 2022

Kaneki Ken

1) The main character in a show called Tokyo Ghoul.

2) Someone who didn’t deserve any of the bad things that happened to him

Sane person: Kaneki Ken is an amazing guy who deserves a happy ending.

by Kholl0238 January 1, 2018

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

kingka

someone who is like the "king" of good looking people, also very cool, smart; someone who is muh-shee-suh

(Girl talkin): who is that fine looking guy over there... isn't that kingka john?

by kingkajohn November 30, 2004

Kaneki ken

He's one of the best anime character that grows on you.

"ill half kill you" said kaneki ken

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by kaneki is the best 2004 March 8, 2018

Kinetic laughter

When 2 or more girls are together and start laughing uncontrolably and/or spontaneously.

Madi and Cassie started laughing uncontrollably at random. Rob named the phenomenon kinetic laughter.

by Kineticlaughtersociety April 23, 2018

Kaneki Ken

Kaneki Ken is an average college student whom had lost his father and mother when he was a child. All he had was his best friend Hide. But after a tragic turn of avents, Kaneki Ken ended up getting turned into a ghoul. He turned to a cafe called Anteiku that is full of ghouls that don't kill people. After kaneki got turned into a ghoul his life became hell and he ended up getting torchered by yamori, and that caused Kaneki's hair to turn white from the stress which also turned him into a badass, sexy, cannibal motherfucker who ate yamori. Kaneki's personality changed completely which made him 5000% hotter than he already was. Though his life was still hell. At the end he was killed by Mr. Amon. All of this happened, because he wanted to go on a date.

Tsukiyama: Woah! Why is that white haired guy so hot?

Touka: Him? Oh that's kaneki Ken.

Tsukiyama: Oh, that explains it.

by Ayuma July 28, 2016