no kiddo

It's not pedophilia if you say it

The kids in my basement looks very hot, no kiddo tho

by flip_master_harambe May 28, 2021

Kidbodymanface

Name coined in the early 1980's in Allen Texas for a 16 year old of small stature but with a copious amounts of facial hair, i.e., "Kid body" "Man Face"

Toby weighed a mere 85 pounds at age 16 but had a full beard. He was a kidbodymanface

by ngeean May 4, 2010

Hey Kiddo

The creepiest shit anyone has ever said.

Man in the Wall: Hey kiddo.
Operator: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

by Hhalhp July 14, 2018

kidloaf

noun
1. to act like a child from kindergarten class
2. to be a person who intentionally annoys someone else

Variations: kidloafing, kidloafed

Origin: German
kinder = kid
garten = loaf

1. Kyle was acting like a kidloaf, so i said, "Grow up."
2. The babysitter was irritated by Aston, who was kidloafing her.

by planetarychaos August 13, 2014

Kiddo

Another name for calling someone a kid. Someone who is most likely younger then you.

Hey *kiddo* how are you

by not_today_satan November 14, 2018

kidgold

Kid on chatrooms with a higher rank that always abuses mod power and bans/punishes people unfairly, often for no reason at all.

"Damn, that kidgold just banned me for one edgy joke."

by thecrazycatten March 27, 2019

kadooment

A loud commotion, party or event. A big fuss. From Barbadian dialect.

Her wedding party turned into a big kadooment.

by Sue Feuer May 2, 2006